Walking into a cannabis dispensary for the first time can feel like stepping into an entirely new world. Whether it’s been years since you last encountered “pot” or you’re a total newbie, navigating the shelves filled with diverse strains, funky product names, and unique forms of cannabis can be a bit, well, overwhelming. But don’t worry—we’ve got your back.
This guide will break down cannabis culture lingo and introduce you to the key terms you need to know before making your first purchase. By the end, you’ll feel confident enough to strike up a convo with a budtender or wow your friends with your newfound knowledge.
1. The Basics You Need to Know
Cannabis
Cannabis, also known as marijuana, weed, or pot, is the plant at the heart of everything you see in the dispensary. It has psychoactive, medicinal, and recreational uses, making it super versatile.
THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol)
This is the star of the show if you’re looking to get high. THC is the primary psychoactive compound that creates the euphoric effects cannabis is famous for.
CBD (Cannabidiol)
The chill cousin of THC. CBD won’t get you high but is prized for its therapeutic benefits, like reducing anxiety or easing chronic pain.
Hybrid, Indica, and Sativa
These are the three main classifications of cannabis strains.
- Sativa: Uplifting, energetic, and perfect for daytime use.
- Indica: Relaxing, body-heavy, and great for winding down in the evening.
- Hybrid: A mix that balances the best of both worlds.
2. On the Menu—What Are You Actually Buying?
Bud (aka Flower)
This is the classic form of cannabis—the dried, smokable flower of the plant. The “buds” are where the cannabinoids and terpenes are most concentrated, and they’re the foundation of most cannabis products.
Concentrates
For those who want the potency kicked up a notch, concentrates are cannabis extracts like oils, waxes, or shatter. They offer heightened levels of THC and are great for experienced users.
Edibles
Cannabis-infused goodies like brownies, gummies, or beverages. They’re often the go-to for people who prefer not to smoke but still want the effects of cannabis. Pro Tip: Always start with a small dose (5–10 mg of THC) and be patient, as edibles take longer to kick in than smoking or vaping.
Vapes
Handy, portable devices that allow you to inhale vaporized cannabis oil—perfect for those who want something discreet and easy to use.
3. Deepening Your Knowledge of Cannabis Compounds
Terpenes
Ever noticed how some cannabis strains smell citrusy while others smell earthy or like pine? Thank the terpenes for that! These organic compounds are responsible for the aroma and flavor of cannabis. Fun fact? They also play a role in enhancing the effects of cannabinoids like THC and CBD.
Cannabinoids
These are the natural chemical compounds found in the cannabis plant that give weed its magical effects. Apart from THC and CBD, you’ll likely hear about other cannabinoids like CBN (known as a potential sleep aid) or CBG (connected to health benefits like reducing inflammation).
4. Lingo You’ll Hear in the Dispensary
Budtender
Your new BFF. This is the dispensary equivalent of a bartender. They’re here to answer your questions, recommend products, and help you find what you’re looking for—zero judgment included.
Pre-Roll
Cannabis rolled into a joint and ready to smoke. Think of it as the fast food of the cannabis world—convenient and always ready to go.
Shake
Loose bits of cannabis flower that fall off during processing. It’s a budget-friendly option, great for rolling joints or using in recipes.
Popcorn Buds
Smaller buds from a cannabis plant. They’re just as potent as their bigger counterparts but often come at a lower price.
5. Exploring More Advanced Products
Distillate
A purified cannabis oil containing only specific cannabinoids like THC or CBD. It’s potent and often used in edibles, vape cartridges, or tinctures.
Liquid Live Resin (LLR)
Crafted from “fresh frozen” flower, this full-spectrum oil is packed with flavor and potency. It’s often used in high-quality vape cartridges.
RSO (Rick Simpson Oil)
A thick cannabis oil named after pioneer Rick Simpson, often used medicinally for its high concentration of THC and therapeutic effects.
6. Want to Know More About the Plant? Learn These Terms
Clone
A clipping from a cannabis plant that can be used to grow a new one. It’s like hitting copy-paste on your favorite strain.
Cola
This term refers to the flowering top of a cannabis plant. It’s where you’ll find the densest clusters of bud. Think of it as the main prize for growers.
7. Packaging and Measurements
Eighth
A standard amount of cannabis often sold at dispensaries. It measures 3.5 grams, making it the perfect starter size.
Tincture
A liquid form of cannabis that’s easy to dose (drop it under your tongue or mix it into food). Perfect for those who prefer not to inhale cannabis products.
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re here for the THC buzz, the therapeutic benefits of CBD, or just curious to try something new, the world of cannabis has something for everyone. Don’t be afraid to ask questions and experiment (responsibly!) to find what works for you.
Still feeling overwhelmed? Stop by one of our dispensaries or visit our website. Our knowledgeable budtenders are always happy to help you get started on your cannabis adventure. Welcome to the world of legal weed—you’re going to love it here!
